If you really want to surprise your favorite Colts fan this Christmas, make sure you bid on Peyton Manning's locker! It's up for auction here and now!

Get out there and vote next Tuesday, November 4th, Indiana!

When my buddy Ross watches the Colts on TV, he becomes deaf to the outside world. You can literally yell his name from 3 feet away, and he might (if it's almost a commercial) glance in your direction. I think I'll send his wife this link to the Women's Clinic so she can finally understand her husband's stupor.

Not Looking So Good

These players are expected to open camp on the physically unable to perform list:

Peyton Manning (knee)

Bob Sanders (shoulder)

Dwight Freeney (foot)

Ryan Lilja (knee)

Tom Santi (knee)

Tyjuan Hagler (pectoral)

Yikes. At least Marvin Harrison's back in play, assuming he doesn't get caught up in any more shootings. Aye aye aye.

Something else to look at...

Is it me, or are the Colts looking great these days? Okay, so maybe those aren't the Colts, but they're always in season...

Glenn moving on

We'll miss you, Tarik.

The three-time Pro Bowl offensive lineman announced his retirement. Polian agreed that he will be missed, but also stated that the Colts are ready to move forward without him. Oddly enough, however, this leaves the Colts with not a single player who has ever started at left tackle in the NFL.

Colts waive Gardner

The Colts gave a waiver to Gilbert Gardner this week. Gardner started in 12 regular season games en route to Super Bowl XLI. He is accompanied by Mike Labinjo, Brandon Hoyte, and Trevis Coley, all of whom also received waivers.